Congratulations!!!

It's a fucking hate your job kind of day. Just hang in there, little guy, and you too could be dismissed and brushed off like the annoying and ever-present "dog-pecker gnat". For after all, since you're young and you've never "done this" before your opinion clearly doesn't matter and you didn't REALLY hear the client say anything significant.

Take yourself back to your meager little spreadsheets and data entry and have a jolly old time. I'll be over here plotting world domination while I half listen to what everyone is saying and plan my next vacation.

Fan-friggin-tastic. Happy Thursday!